Food Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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What's a cheetah's favorite food?

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What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

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What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

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Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

Gaaaainsss

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

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What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

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Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...

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What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.