Hell Jokes

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

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Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

What is white and gold and black and blue?

A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

How was your history test?

Timmy: "Who the hell are you "

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

Kkk Jokes More Kkk Jokes

What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What is the similarity between a bicycle and a black man?

The rightful owner of both is white

How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

removed

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What is an Italian with Alzheimer's favorite espresso drink?

Affogato!

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

Why are there no good racist jokes for white people?

because, only whites are racist.

Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.