Hell Jokes

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

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Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

What is white and gold and black and blue?

A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

How was your history test?

Timmy: "Who the hell are you "

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit?

Offensive)

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?

No Whey Jose.

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What a plates scared off?

Ebowla.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's the Italian version of Preparation-H?

Innuend-O

What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.