Psychic Midget Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

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Warrant Jokes More Warrant Jokes

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.