Psychic Midget Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

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Small Medium Large Jokes More Small Medium Large Jokes

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

What do you call a midget psychic that escaped from jail?

A Small Medium at Large

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

Warrant Jokes More Warrant Jokes

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Why should you be afraid of a white guy in prison?

Because you know he's guilty

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship?

All four people are happy.

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.