Psychic Midget Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

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Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

People Jokes More People Jokes

Where do people with one leg work?

ihop

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail?

Small medium at large

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?