A. To remind her that "toes go in first."
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Coffee Mug
Loafers!
A: They were all tied up.
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
Clogs.
Loafers.
A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
White Vans
He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...
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Sneakers
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
I don't think they'll fit me.
No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?
Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one
Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.
Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.
To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.
Aboot
Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.
He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks
The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.
So that he can sneak up on mice !
A sneaker.
T: I'm a Megan Trainor.
D-Bone steak
A gorilla pooped on his face.
Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
