A. To remind her that "toes go in first."
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Loafers!
A: They were all tied up.
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
Clogs.
Loafers.
A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
White Vans
He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Sneakers
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
I don't think they'll fit me.
No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?
They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea
Long time, no sea.
Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one
I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."
It looks like we're going to Neverland."
They're both looking for a tight seal.
He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks
They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
Sarah Jessica Parkour
Mooooooo
The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing
Shut up son, and give me another shell.
Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.
Extroverted
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
When their lips move
