Smoke Jokes

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High"

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?

You're too young to be smoking!

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

Apply Jokes More Apply Jokes

Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What is a terrorist his favourite car?

A Citroen C4

Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist?

They didn't get hit by Terrorists.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"