Smoke Jokes

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High"

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?

You're too young to be smoking!

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

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A sweet buzz!

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

What's a Canadian's favorite number?

Eight.

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What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

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What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

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What do you calla brown guy that asks a lot of question?

A curry-ous guy

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