Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.
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Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
Do they not know what a nap is
Because he bawled.
Free shotgun
She makes people stoned.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
Those who understand binary and those who don't
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Yep, people are just dying to get in there
It reads "Small medium at large."
Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%
It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
None, that's what interns are for.
because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!
White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.
Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.
For hentertainment !
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
Washington C.D
They're both under DC.
What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
