People Jokes

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

Flinstone Jokes More Flinstone Jokes

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

Which one will fall off first?

The one with the smaller mu.

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

Flintstone Jokes More Flintstone Jokes

Why were there no black people in the Flintstones?

Because they were still considered monkeys.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

California Jokes More California Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA