Mourning, everybody!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.
M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
Foam fest
they are preparing for whats coming afterwards
Because people were dying to get in!
I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.
Because people cry when they get onions naked.
They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"
Shoot the people pushing it.
Because she is smoking hot
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
A concentration camp
Someone who is fed up with people.
Because they never stand up for themselves.
Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!
To concentration camps.
John Senile
Do you believe in people "
So she can be pardoned.
A: A peeping tome.
Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99
Because they were bard.
Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.
A pocket watch.
Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy
Women have been around for 100,000 years
Grandparents.
It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad
Liberal Arts Degrees.
None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
Sir, this is a morgue."
A Cairopractor!
but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!
Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.
Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit
Que Que Que
I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.
I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"
Febrewery
Like we're going outside...
Two at most.
The punchline is too long.
Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.
Vegetarians!
Because they are lack toes intolorent.
Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.
They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.
Seven. It *has* to be seven.
they're investing in wheel estate.
Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags
Romans.
A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.
STARbucks.
A place where people parked their camels !
Downy.
They have bad mammaries.
An icebreaker
Build a house next to it.
Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.
Just the people who were in charge of that decision.
whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people
People can Voat.
Adidos!
Parents.
They always make an extra copy
People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.
Drummers.
A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
Thai Fighters
Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....
Homophonic I'm sorry...
tattoo master
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
Pages from *Reader's Digest*
Aurora boring Alice.
It's not like anyone calls it a "chicken-bird" sandwich.
Student: A teacher!
To get to the other side.
Because people are dying to get in.
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
People tell you."
Eh you!!
Because violins is not the answer...
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
So black kids could get dirty faces too.
And what is the person inside to say "who is it "
This.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Because they were tailor made for it.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
Mr. Peanut
Does any of this really matter...
That people exaggerate.
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
They like to stay low-key.
Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"
A church bell peals from the steeple.
You never get tired of seeing them again & again ...
9gag
Oh, they'll tell you.
He fell out of the tree
Sorry, you can't!
Because the steaks are too high.
Border Collie
It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.
They just wanna watch the world burn
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
