People keep ripping me off.
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Because he thought people were taking him for granite.
So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"
Because other people took the bait.
They shake hands.
You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.
They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.
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A Brazilian.
they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"
People could see right through him.
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Because they live in misery
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...
They take an aspie
Punchline
Lack-toes intolerant
Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.
Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.
Because they are phobes.
The people of Ferguson.
Only some people get it.
Because they sing hymns, not hers.
Because they always steal the green cards....
Because you can put it in someones drink
A haunting license
The punch line.
They have a sixth sense of humor
Asians
Barberians.
Let his people go!
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
Aspirin sorry guys
To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.
A photographer.
Brazil... They've got Brazillions
Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.
Because opposites attract.
Hahaharvard
What branch of government actually listens to the people?
Because there's so much base.
They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.
Brazilians!
His family advertised it as a barbecue.
A cannibal.
The Ghanarena
I don't know but they sure are Russian.
The Kurds have their ways
Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly
Because they have no pits.
Because people are dying to get in.
Chillin.
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.
Because he's a Fungi!
Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.
Shocked.
What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.
Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.
can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.
Ahola.
Both are yelling at the same kid.
Just one guy with a really weird fetish.
They get crabby! Badum tsss.
Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned
people are dying to get in.
They keep stealing green cards.
Because they can't put their finger on it.
Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
Oh, Plebes.
Portugeese
Canceled Czechs
He isn't a fungi.
None. They glow in the dark.
Because they own none chucks.
People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.
errr mer GERD
Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.
Nostrildamus
Hella copters
So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"
Because he always called shotgun
They don't.
They shake.
In Laotian.
So they won't run into each other in the dark.
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A stairorist.
People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
It freaks out the dogs!
we're walking four abreast."
Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!
The sky's the limit for you".
Aren't they themselves a carry-on?
Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!
People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.
Because they get jalapeo business.
A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.
Because he was sheet faced.
So he could save his stool.
Because Abu Dhabi doooo.
People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.
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What POC means.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Both will never get a college degree.
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
Because that's where the mini apple is!
Restaurants have better servers.
Reddit Old
They have engineers
Don't worry they'll tell you
Coughin'
Marriage.. you wanna?"
