He ate the pizza before it was cool.
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Lil Caesars
because their future is so bright
They Hire 'Em A Biff!
I couldn’t turn it down.
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A car thief who can't drive
Taco Bell.
An act of violins.
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
It's gone.
neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.
A pencil has a point.
A brick gets laid!
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!
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He wet his plants.
