Because the steaks were too high...
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One that insults a farmer.
A buccaneer
I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
He tractor!
Because he was outstanding in his field
Because he kept on dropping beets.
Deja Moo!
Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.
An udder failure !
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Because the farmers milk them dry!
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
Because they can't stand up for themselves.
He's outstanding in his field
He's out standing in his field
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.
A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.
Octoposse
He ran out of balance
they all fell off a truck.
Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
I only have eyes for ewe, dear
A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.
