asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
Would you like fries with that "
I don't like sprouts!"
A necrophiliac.
Netflix and Trill!
He didn't like Chinese food.
Any way you like, they have to forgive you!
He liked Ice Cream before it was cool
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.
He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...
They don't like any witnesses.
Because they like to get their daikon.
The Foo Bar.
It keeps giving me mixed results.
Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"
Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.
Let's get together and make some cents.
Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.
If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!
Looks to me like they go both ways.
To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst
To find a tight seal.
A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
Paula Ab-doula
Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.
You let it sink in.
