asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
Would you like fries with that "
I don't like sprouts!"
A necrophiliac.
Netflix and Trill!
He didn't like Chinese food.
Any way you like, they have to forgive you!
He liked Ice Cream before it was cool
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.
He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...
They don't like any witnesses.
Because they like to get their daikon.
The Foo Bar.
It keeps giving me mixed results.
Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
I wish I was a little boulder!
Because they rappel men and women.
And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!
Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!
Dind Dong
Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.
A Skywalker
He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.
They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.
A pigment of your imagination.
In their sleevies.
Tanks for the memories"!
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.
My English Monologue Draft...
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
