They don't like getting sand in their crack.
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Because he doesn't like being followed.
Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.
Anything you like, what are they going to do about it?
A Communist
Because they don't like Turkey
Discus.
There are too many Links.
Wrap music
It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.
He drowned them in the morning.
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Imagination
He looks at your shoes instead of his
A Labragoogle.
They like horsin' around.
A S C E T I C
They both like to throw a ho-down.
The purchaser.
Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.
Because they are pretty and hurt you.
Summer, they like it before it's cool
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!
A Durantula.
So they can do math
Because they never have any sandwiches.
Me too, I like the saltyness
A subwoofer.
Zikachu.
Because Allah likes digimon
A cusstomer
North West
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
They both like to crack open a cold one
A Fungi!
Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
Because it reminds them of home.
Because they don't like Nice people.
Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?
Because he liked to meddle.
They don't like the taste of being the minority!
Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...
None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
They don't like to look down on the unemployed
Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.
Because german soldiers like to march in the shade
A personal space man
It doesn't like Cats.
A palm tree
Because he couldn't handle a few shots
He liked his rhinos sunny side up.
A so-be-it union.
They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.
DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!
Vegetta balls
Cause Allies don't like axis powers
She gives you the eye.
That's lacist.
A Pastafarian.
Getting Waisted
Asking for a friend.
Bobby Fillet
A fetaphile
All that salt must make them thirsty.
Simon 16
Crate and Barrel.
That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.
Podcasts.
Because he doesn't exist.
A lot of likes
Get hammered.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Chronic-logically.
Chapped lips
One. We are efficient and don't like humour.
He likes it dirty.
Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.
The mafia doesn't like witnesses.
Reuse.
A ricest.
Your girlfriend!
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
a baaahhhd movie. ( )
Because for one they aren't on the receiving end! Yes I know i am being racist, so dont point it out
A Racist!
I liked the leftovers before they were cool.
Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"
James Bonding bah dun tss
If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.
Because it was a chesnut tree.
Netflix and pills :D
Because the stakes were high!
He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.
A person that likes to tell anti jokes.
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
A cud missle!
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
His sesame seed buns!
The cow didn't make it.
They both like a tight seal.
What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick
Me neither. Help.
Beef jerky.
In his sleevies!
In his sleevies.
Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..
He was stoned
There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!
Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.
ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
