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Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because it takes longer to pick up.
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.
See if the tampon's cotton was picked.
The cotton in her tampon is picked
a smile and wave!
Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.
Pick up lines
One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)
them: YOU'RE DRIVING
3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.
Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.
A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.
Alane
If you break a leg, you get cast
Deus Ex Macarena
Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.
A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids
A Rap Tour
Natural selection.
With a broom and a dustpan.
With a dustpan..
First M'lady
He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.
