Wall Jokes

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Who's there ! Craig ! Craig who ?

Craig in the wall !

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

What does a spider do when he gets angry ?

He goes up the wall !

How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

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Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ?

Annather brick in the wall !

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

What's green and walks through walls?

A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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A-hem!

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Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

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100% chance of snow

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He was snowed in.