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neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.
Because umbrellas can't walk
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Hint: It's not English Spanish.
The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.
Lucas refrigerators.
The Wii! (Oui)
About 100 French people right now
Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."
A major difference.
A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "
She remembers them by their last names.
I don't know but they sure are Russian.
Chillin.
Because it's Lit.
The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
We'll have to rehearse that."
That would be a dead giveaway.
