Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
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neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.
Because umbrellas can't walk
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Hint: It's not English Spanish.
The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.
Lucas refrigerators.
Names
Their last names.
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.
General Knowledge
That would be a dead giveaway.
Barium.
Un phrarmachien!
Because one egg is un oeuf.
With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.
Bag-in
He didn't want any glaze in the military
Air Force
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
There are literally Sicilians.
