Isis Jokes

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

What is ISIS?

They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me....

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What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

What did ISIS say after the terrorist attack?

Nice

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

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At random.

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

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How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

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What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out"

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Red Sox Jokes More Red Sox Jokes

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.