Bee Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

Why do bees buzz ?

Because they can't whistle !

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

What did the bee say to the flower ?

Hello honey !

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet ?

A bee is an aeroplane !

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Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

What did the bee to the other bee in summer ?

Swarm here isn't it !

What's more dangerous than being with a fool ?

Fooling with a bee !

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?

A humdred !

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What do you call a scary bee?

A boo bee.

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

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How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

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What's worse than a bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows to watch.

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

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What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste