Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
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None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
None. They just move out of the house.
It gets toad away
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Neither did he.
She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.
You can't get the shower curtain closed.
Because business was very light.
I replied, "Hello "
The waiter replies "About 12 inches."
Because the top said "Twist to open."
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Let my peephole grow!
I think we should see other peepholes."
The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks
I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
Just ice.
Your tires are low.
They only had 2 trucks.
they only had 2 trucks
