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breaking the seal on a rock.
Someone's ring gets broken.
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
They were just never on the same page...
A small medium at large
Reading road signs at 30 MPH
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Moonwalking
Punch him in the nose.
It got away!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
It got toad away.
Because she was looking for a stable relationship.
He had no more pane
A racket.
With a John Deere letter.
A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
Prose before hoes.
He jump off the diving board before it was pool.
It ran out of cache.
because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis
Alistairs in this house are broken !
They never understood the concept of piggy banks.
Not breaking up
A URLologist.
A John Deere letter.
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
She tried to read a road sign going 45mph
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
You gotta be chitin me!
Call triple neighhh!
Darn it !
The farmers milk them dry.
Skint Eastwood.
www.AshleyMadison.com
None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place
Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.
He broke up with his girlfriend.
Because 7 always came first!!!
Find out after the break.
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.
Go and retrieve her!
They wished it was Anubis.
Breaking fast yooo!
He buys a new house.
To break the rush-A stereotypes
He ran out of balance
Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.
She was shouting for help.
He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.
Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.
Because he blue cheese...
To break on through to the other side.
So he could break out.
Microsoft.
The first one is just to break the ice.
You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE
Me: Please hold all questions until the end.
A: It broke the law of gravity!
I'm just not that Inuit."*
Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
A: Luters.
Remarry
Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.
You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
No weigh...
Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)
A Chiroptopracter.
It's harder to break bills.
The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.
Broke up with James Harden
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..
The dyke broke.
Because it can't be used until it's broken!
AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
They stop calling each other.
He just wasn't really Inuit...
They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.
A wrecking ball
It was worth the whisk
And this is just their way of breaking the ice.
Allegra is broken !
Because he saw right through her.
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
PDF puh-duh... ffffff
You break it up.
He told her he *can't elope*.
Because you're breaking wind.
He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon
I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.
Because they couldn't get a gig.
Seth Rollins with a chair
It wasn't making enough prophet
a condom
I need some space.
GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go
Because 7 ate 9 out
BLEEE-AAAACH!
A power strip.
I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU
The number of the car that hit him.
You can't get the shower curtain closed.
The planes were stalin.
It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.
Let's just be cousins.
Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper
Let's Rock and Roll.
A: She wanted to rock and roll
Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute
Single Handedly
