Frog Jokes

What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit"

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

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