Frog Jokes

What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit"

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

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Toad.

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She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

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What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

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What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."