Nun Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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What's up, Chuck?

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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Sunscribe.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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Crush it's hopes and dreams.

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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A condescending con descending.

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

What do you call a company that makes Mexicans?

A MexiCo.