The first herd shot round the world!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
He had an itchy Tigger finger
Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.
Because he always shoots the black one first.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
He was resisting a rest
A Tupac...
Oh shoot, I forgot...
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door >
Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!
Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."
Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.
Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.
One's Cupid stunts...
Portugeese
A receding hareline.
Hahaharvard
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
How'd he know Me: The judge told him.
Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.
Because if he goes on air, he'll die.
With its scales!
