The first herd shot round the world!
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He had an itchy Tigger finger
Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.
Because he always shoots the black one first.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
He was resisting a rest
A Tupac...
Oh shoot, I forgot...
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
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Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.
Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.
Anti-hissss-tamines!
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
It needed to get it's fill o' mint.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Chevalry
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.
A school shooting
A tangent
Mount Rushmore.
A polite bulb.
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
