Snowoman no cry.
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A dead baby.
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
I cry when I chop an onion.
He thought he was melting.
What son *Dad cries with joy
Policeman: It was a moving violation.
Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
A child with pitchfork in his back
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
Get John Boehner to cry.
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Don't cry, it's only a joke
Because he bawled.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
Her miscarriage.
The pizza can feed a family.
The later you get home, the happier one is to see you
Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Drops it like it's hot.
If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot
asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."
A stillborn.
Her dead baby.
A horde.
Because he's a real dawg.
He made a Freudian slip
They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!
