Japanese Jokes

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

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What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

What do you call a japanese homeless guy?

Tokyo Drifter

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

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Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

What do you call an alcohol free Japanese city?

Nadasaki

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

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What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?

The New York Jets ( )

What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!

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Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit?

Everywhere.

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

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What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

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How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello?

Konnichihuahua"

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How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.