Japanese Jokes

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

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What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

What do you call a japanese homeless guy?

Tokyo Drifter

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

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Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

What do you call an alcohol free Japanese city?

Nadasaki

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes?

A loli-pop

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Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

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Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Japanese Man Jokes More Japanese Man Jokes

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

What do japanese men do when they have erections?

Vote

Kappa Jokes More Kappa Jokes

Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.