OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
This post.
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
Oh, they'll tell you.
Because a Lannister always pays his debts.
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
Like this.
A master-baiter
RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post
A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They both begin a trip at the post!
Like we're going outside...
I don't know, check the post above me.
A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Imgrrrrrrr
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
It makes the front page.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
They are afraid of the Reposte.
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.
I'll post the answer tomorrow.
Annette.
Elf-ies.
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
A Dreddit!
Credit: Saw the comment in this 1:55
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
They have a mole on their body.
They both like girls
Crate and Barrel.
Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.
Because he didn't see the funny side to it.
The posters.
because he had no knees
They both lie about their emissions.
Convert to kilograms.
None, he fell.
