Sing Jokes

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

What old-time song is the burgers' favourite?

Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

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What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

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Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Rock Group Jokes More Rock Group Jokes

What rock group has 4 dudes that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of car does a ghost drive?

A BOOick.

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

Snow Tire Jokes More Snow Tire Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What's the difference between snow tires and black people?

The snow tires still work when you take the chains off.

Happy Thanksgiving Jokes More Happy Thanksgiving Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.