Sing Jokes

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

What old-time song is the burgers' favourite?

Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

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What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

Snow Tire Jokes More Snow Tire Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and black people?

The snow tires still work when you take the chains off.

What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

Rock Group Jokes More Rock Group Jokes

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

What rock group has four guys and no singers?

Mt. Rushmore! Happy presidents day!

Meld Jokes More Meld Jokes

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Dell Jokes More Dell Jokes

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

Christmas Music Jokes More Christmas Music Jokes

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.