Sing Jokes

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

What old-time song is the burgers' favourite?

Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

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What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street

Westero Jokes More Westero Jokes

What is Littlefinger's favorite castle in all of Westeros?

Haremhal

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

Charlotte Jokes More Charlotte Jokes

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

Snow Tire Jokes More Snow Tire Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and black people?

The snow tires still work when you take the chains off.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

World Jokes More World Jokes

How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why do black people always say "I know right"?

Because they have no right.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."