Sing Jokes

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

What old-time song is the burgers' favourite?

Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

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What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

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Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

Meld Jokes More Meld Jokes

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

What's the difference between the east-german and the west-german accent?

While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Christmas Music Jokes More Christmas Music Jokes

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

Where do singing seahorses live?

In a choral coral corral

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

Beyonc Jokes More Beyonc Jokes

Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance