Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Unzip my pants and ask big bird
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
I reply "Taxes."
Duty. Honor.
Who's asking
I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."
Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."
Namaste.
asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
'Can I join you?'
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
On crotches...
The both leave your crotch on fire
Stopping it with a shovel
Give her a shovel!
Malteasers
Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke
He was looking for pooh.
Loo-Loo !
They have a lot of patients. Sorry.
A Game of Crohn's.
A: He was looking for a Czech mate.
It was a cantaloupe.
Argo down the shops ! Kn
The Mooternity Section.
With a Lucille Ball.
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...
