Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Unzip my pants and ask big bird
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
I reply "Taxes."
Duty. Honor.
Who's asking
I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."
Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."
Namaste.
asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
'Can I join you?'
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT
Battle Royale with cheese.
A jihahahad!
Fooling with a bee !
Xanax since he's a Bartender
A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
Oh shoot, I forgot...
I guess he was shot through the heart
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
He became a quack head
What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint
Red paint.
They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.
The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!
Have you seen the mess snails make?
He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.
