Bar Jokes

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

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Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

What do ghosts order at the bar?

Sam-BOO!-ca

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!"

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

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What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you?

Herp-n-derp-es

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What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii?

A trans pacific partner ship.

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Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

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How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....