A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
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My zipper.
One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.
Ask him to hold open the elevator door
Speak now or forever hold your pee!"
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.
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Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
A leprachaun's undivided attention.
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She would always let it go.
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
You're my brother in arms!"
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
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Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...
He held up a pair of pants!
To hold his pants up.
A frog in a blender.
All right, all right, all right..
Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.
A: I'm holding Time Square!
I'm holding Time Square!
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.
Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.
Who cares...
That's an oxy, moron!
14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.
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One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
It doesn't have windows.
You've got some crust."
