An old glory hole.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
American ships.
Manifesto Destiny
Crimea River.
A golden receiver!
That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
None, they just beat the room for being black
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.
None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
None, that's a Mexican's job.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
European
It's sterile and he likes the taste.
A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.
Through sine language.
FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...
His friends egged him on
Because he wanted to see his flat mate.
Rock.
Stoned.
Because the P is silent.
They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.
By Spaghett-e-mail!
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
Because he bruises like-a Peach!
Because all proper tea is theft.
For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History
Three swallows !
