An American plantation.
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They're not allowed to run in the halls.
Americans don't get them.
Turn off the Playstation.
Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.
The New York jets.
Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
By November, they will have both picked their poison.
They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.
American.
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They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.
About 3000 miles !
In an American nursing home.
In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.
John.
Liberty
Because they cant defend towers.
Gamble in British currency.
Drink it
The American responds, "Ei ffel".
Their best swimmers are all in American waters.
Because they don't have 2 towers.
Enough to make one President.
An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
An American
Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag
They can't defend towers.
The Vampire State Building.
Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.
A quarter.
Oh secant, you say "
Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."
Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.
It's harder to break bills.
Bada bing!
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
An anti-socialist
Tell them it's nearly finished.
Noel.
He thought they said internet camp
Honestly, no idea!
Both have had to adjust for inflation.
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
A Virgin.
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
Americans.
They manifest Destiny
They use the bullets to train the military.
It's white and on his land.
A Kami.
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
They say he was snowed in.
American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant
Norman Rock Wells.
South Korean BBQ has more Seoul
Vault Disney
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
The Air Force, because its US AF.
He went... broke.
So you can tell it apart from urine
Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.
Navaho lot.
Waaazzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppp.
British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.
A. They love OIL
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.
Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway
In a bucket.
Running into one could really ruin your day.
Special teams
Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans
They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)
Dress them up as dead lions
If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.
Mind the GAAP.
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
With a crane.
L'ess cargo
An American drone.
Because it's white & on their land.
A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.
A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist
Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.
The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.
The SALT talks!
Lincoln, he was in a cent
because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.
Detroit
1961
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.
About thirty thousand dollars a year.
Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.
They lost their reservations.
Fangsgiving Day.
When European.
Because the delegates were standing on them.
Hint: It's not English Spanish.
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
because she lost the recipe.
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:
Hiking
I wish his hands were made of stone."
A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
Sleep at night
they vote
Racism has many faces.
Hy-Ayy-nas
Gnus papers.
She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.
Want to date hot Russians!
