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As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
She was charged with rustling!
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!
Coz he was high :D
He was selling ill-eagle drugs.
Possession.
Because he was in cider trading
Sounds like he had already done the... time
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He was involved in a hit-and-run.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.
Stop playing it cagey!
With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Caps and robbers
How are you holding up?"
Han Solo
I don't know
Depends how hard you can throw them.
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
They get arrested when they make something disappear.
Because magic is stupid.
Because they hunt whales.
One. Men can be Feminists, too.
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
They seem to just disappear.
