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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
To go to the second hand shop
Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
A hot dog and a six pack.
An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.
A read-only man.
Ouch!"
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A. A power failure.
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
None, we've decided to let a man do the job.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
A: That hit the spot.
Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.
The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
If you have a star, you are getting chased.
A dog that chases cars - and catches them !
The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.
INDIGO!
A small medium at large
Because he was a child molester.
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
They're still in your driveway
He's never Reddit.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Waterboarding.
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Incognitoad.
Hide and squeak !
They only work 10% of the time.
because the prices were Solo
