The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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She returned home with a red snapper.
They're disposable
They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.
Because those men have got Stable jobs.
Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.
Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*
I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.
One squeeze and they're all over you.
Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.
A master baiter
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Let's get on the ship, men!
A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.
Because they rappel men and women.
A Moleionaire
No problem , He sleeps at night.
A tree feller.
Attire.
She's almost as smart as a man.
So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
Because they're practicing to be men.
Lawrence of Dublin.
You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
A pastryarchy.
I can't even...
Premature ejactulation.
The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Pete.
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
So he was ribbit for her pleasure.
Answer: None it's a women's job.
Ego-Testicle.
A Dairy Heir.
Neither of them are ever right.
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
He had to get a new goat !
Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"
Because he got tired.
How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men
It's not there.
A: The handsome the caring and the majority.
Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.
Sleep at night
Dustin.
Your dentist.
Space
Because they're all pigs.
Because they change theirs more often
Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
Attire
I don't know man, I just fly the drone.
A. Who cares
Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.
He was heading west.
Mine is Bruce Jenner
A man holding an aardvark.
He was a cereal defenestrator.
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
He will B flat
The letter A because it makes men mean.
Because he lost his bat, man.
If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate
A branch manager.
12 months
Hiking
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
He wanted to work overtime.
Penicillin
Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.
O'Pressors
Non-existent
They're married.
It fro's up.
Lou !
your man is down'
He's resisting a rest!"
Gold digging
A man who tries to be everything but himself
He was caught taking a leek.
3.99 a minute.
I don't know man. I just fly the drones.
Ray!
Because she got plowed by another man.
Because of the sand which is there.
A chauffeur.
Because he always uses a razor.
Irish handcuffs.
Park your car, man.
No one knows it's never happened.
A tearjerker
When the power goes off.
Darth Vader.
He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.
Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.
I'm sorry, but it's your fault.
He's got more money than cents
Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed
9 months
9 mouths
A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.
One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs
To buy another pair of AirPods.
Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.
He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.
A dislocated hipster.
Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."
So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.
Put them inside a woman's body.
