You don't - they're born that way.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He ran out of balance
One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.
A man outstanding in his field.
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
Because their wives are driving.
Jerky.
Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
They are both empty from the neck up.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
He got off on a technicality
Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.
B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
A: He was striking a happy medium.
Are you 0K
Around.
To avoid criticism and comparison.
it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.
Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.
This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands
He gives it a valenshine!
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
E.T. phoned home.
A Lot.
Art.
A taxi
Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom
Because by the time women found a condom in their purses, kid would be 3 years old
He just beetled off !
COLIN! Duh!!!
The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."
So men can remember them.
He snooker in!
He wanted stable employment
Welp, seal ate her.
Raise the urinals
A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')
A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Gifted.
No woman wears the same attire every year.
Par a guays!
ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.
Get married on his birthday.
Do you mind getting out of my son.
He was in charge of refresh mints.
Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months
God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
Credit to Bo Burnham.
because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"
Ubisoft
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
Tony
Matt
Make him wear shoes.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
He was Snowden.
A tangent
So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.
drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
He couldn't see that well
On a piece rate.
Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!
None, he fell.
Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.
Whodyanickabollockoff
Pants
Because he had my grains
Man replies "Pollen"
Thanks for opening my mind.
So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.
They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
Men always like intellectual company
It was a brief chase...
A misogenie.
He got snowden.
They both distrust men.
Because they're so full of themselves.
A Han Solo performance.
Russell
He was shocked.
A: Every man for himself.
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
A. Opposites attract.
With a crow bar.
For palomino-money!
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
Addadictomy.
So he could badly go where no man has gone before.
Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!
Claude
Because it's a cox blocker
They love booty.
A crime fighter
The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.
INDIGO!
Tired.
With a broom & dustpan.
Ben Ching.
Czarcasm.
Hide their money in their bible.
You can hide your own easter eggs.
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
You have toupee
A nomad.
A neck-romancer
Small medium at large
So you always have access to cold hard cash...