Repost :(
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
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He glances over his shoulder.
Tell her a joke at Christmas
His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
Because he didn't see the funny side to it.
To get to the other side.
Walks away*
Don't cry, it's only a joke
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OC High humor
For the pun of it.
The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Never mind...it's tearable
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
...but you might not get it.
She was a roman catholic.
Nah, I'm still working on it.
When it becomes apparent.
Because they would crack each other up.
Parsing HTML with regex.
Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)
Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)
I don't know, I just click "submit"
He was sappy
Because they love digging up the past.
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)
Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!
a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...
The Bartender says, "For you No charge."
It's days were numbered!
I can't even
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
A Dairy Heir.
We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.