Black Man Jokes

What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common?

They all know how to get black men off.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

afrosclerosis

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

What did the black man get for his 18th birthday?

Your car.

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?

A: They both have black roots.

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What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson

What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

What do you call a black man that summons the dead?

A Nergomancer

What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

Why was the black man so tall?

Because his knee grows.

What's the difference between a black man and an archealogist?

One is a nerdy digger.

What do you NEVER call a black man?

a friend

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane ?

A pilot, of course.

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man?

The large pizza can feed a family of four.

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

What's does a black man have in common with a tornado?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood

What do you call a black man that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist.

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

a family reunion

What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

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Why do white men shop at black yard sales?

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

How do diapers work?

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Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

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It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.

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What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?

Your bike back

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."