What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?
Vin Diesel!
Namaste.
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Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!
Don't Break the Ice
Because I couldn't find a fake car."
The Taliman.
To get to the bigger crowd
Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)
Germany.
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...
Because they love digging up the past.
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A cow.
I don't care. You pick
Corduroy.
I think we should sea otter people.
By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
A monk-ey
Answers below please.
The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.
The Cayman Islands
Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.
Hazardous doodie pay!
Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.
Chinese food.
I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU
Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.
Cornhub.com
I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.
Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!
Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us
By swimming in the main stream.
No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.
No gain no pain.
I'm a little dino-sore.
A nun with a spear through her head.
At least more than eight, the light in my basement still doesn't work...
WHO IS KATE
He's a party pooper!
Because education pays off in the long run!
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Tacos.
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
M club? "Troll in the dungeon!"
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy
They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that
Nobody
Nobody.
A Kleenex. That will be all.
You put a little boogie in it.
You're always meeting new people.
There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny
Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.
You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.
