What's the difference between someone unemployed and a gender-expert?
Nothing
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A Leek!
A snooker table
because they would all surrender.
Batman can go to the store with out robin.
FOR JUST ICE
Because of the synths.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
Two. Edit: lol it flaired accurately
It is a play on words, after all
Not you!
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Because you have to change them.
Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth
Driver: I have to this is a getaway car.
DaVinci
He was retarded
Because she thought everybody loved her.
Because they're baked..
It slit.
A leotard.
One, but it takes 7 years.
The space bar.
Because the name "White Castle" was already taken
His last name.
Asian People
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Dad jokes
Likud.
Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car Take the reindeer out first
Sleep.
Astro-knot
None, that's a hardware problem
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
Bjork in the USSR !
Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'
You only get presents from one set of grandparents.
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
A Klondyke bar.
Texas after a drought.
A Skywalker
Progress.
A Nigerian, you racist
He was always standing up on the job!
It was a crusty steed!
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
No one knows, it's never been done before
We're Finnished."
Microsoft.
A pan....duh
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
Sandusky
He gets there before the hair...
HIP HOP
Hip hop.
Cleavage.
Because AT&T has the best coverage
