How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?
He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.
Toucan play at that game!
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stupid
Because his pythons were sick
Done right, it doesn't linger.
None. They glow in the dark.
I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...
The poplar ones.
He ate Rameet!
If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"
To slow down speeding geese!
They got Snowden.
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Bison"
They trash talk.
A small medium at large
Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide
Because Austria was Hungary.
You're hired
So there won't be a World War III.
They pasturebate
Russel.
Holland.
Because it has a turd in it.
I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
Because he wasn't peeling very well.
The retail store
Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister
VietNOMNOMNOM
Well, that was an unexpected twist!
For Harambe.
They all have the same PR guy.
You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.
Because it didn't make any cents!
I can't go deep in juice.
Because AT&T has the best coverage
3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about
It's Christmas, Eve!
They only had two cars.
A Sailfish.
He had friends on the other side.
10 to 1.
FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
A big mac*
Could they not hire taller dancers
Just the people who were in charge of that decision.
One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.
To pot the brown.
none of it.
Nunavut*
2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever
2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!
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The dead cat has skid marks around it.
Gobi yourself
a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.
Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.