Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey - he's always stuffed !
Shaking Bad.
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It gets jalapeño face.
Reptile.
A Knife
No pun in ten did!
Go go power rangers!
Because they're full of spirits.
The wheelchair
Disoriented
Turn the stool upside-down
He nuts and bolts.
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A wind tunnel.
To a weterinarian!
Disoriental.
TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**
Miss ewe!"
Because i put on the wrong socks.
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One's Cupid stunts...
He had no more pane
dairy-air
A wet nose
Crabs on your organ.
Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.
In his briefcase!
She's got no legs.
It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.
This guy!
A: Change.
A polar bear.
Show him what you're made of!
Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.
I'll tell you tomorrow.
I am saury.
Using the lords name in vanity
A pair of ankles
No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.
Fantastic
9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
Fill the tank
By folding it in half.
Alloys.
Quicksilver Surfer! :D
Hey, wanna hang?
Because he wanted to play chicken.
None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews
A: Oil of Ole'
They get Jalapeno business!
He's jalapeno business
Mustardo!
Because of all the sandwiches there.
they have too many ohms to be good conductors.
He was a good conductor.
Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff
