Why is a racehorse like a letter?
They both begin a trip at the post!
He was syncing too much time into it.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.
Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.
Back on crack
By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)
free masonry.
A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
Because people are dying to get in!
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
I'll tell you tomorrow
Couple's Daily Question Mug
By looking over your shoulder.
To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6
By looking out the kitchen window.
Wife: Your sense of humor.
We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.
Because he Ramparts the red sea each month
His portrait only need one nail
It is an airport.
A Sith.
I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)
A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.
Rub him with oinkment.
Hey, S-tat-ue?
Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)
I don't know, they were too busy beating up the room for being black.
A paper jam sandwhich
J. Robert Moppenheimer
A tor-tia.
Because they can't even.
Throw in your laundry.
When I fall in love it will be for heifer.
lol
Nun the Wiser
DINO-MITE!
They both can ruin a neighborhood.
He was sinusoidal.
Because its the only love they get.
Because curiousity was on the other side
He gets toad.
if u say its not ok they give it to u for free
Guac!
I didn't cottage in my pants
You shake a baby.
A dogtor.
A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog
Because there is no work out there.
Happi-ness
They both run in your jeans (genes)
Thrown out of the petting zoo
She said "They all did".
The dime had more cents.
He was an ill eagle.
It's ill-eagle
