He got tired of kicking him around.
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Cold turkey.
Open the door and kick her out.
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Namaste.
The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.
I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "
Because she was a girl.
Kick his sister's jaw in.
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Kick it up the arse
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because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
He didn't like nuns.
Namaste
He was caught counting carbs.
Because he had a very large bill.
Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug
I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
Kicked out.
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Because he couldn't kick the bucket.
A: A red bucket.
Because he was picking up good vibrations.
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DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.
Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.
Because he was grounded.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds
Because he had my grains
A: Depends on how many were photographed.
Depends on which method you try....
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
I don't know, ask the Arabs!
A bald point !
Caesars.
