Party Jokes

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party?

Party paupers

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

What is a Ghosts' favorite type of party?

A BOOkake party!

Where Are You Going ?

Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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He had to take a sheet.

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Wight Jokes More Wight Jokes

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

Party Fowl Jokes More Party Fowl Jokes

Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.