Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die
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Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
he missed the rains down in africa
He was missing his winter gear
Three black guys about to miss the elevator
I miss you.
A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
A 3 legged cow
The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe
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He waits for it at the next stop.
A hex-a-gone
Because they always miss their target!
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
To help them find missing sea men.
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
Missed.
WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
They are both going to miss every body.
An ampu-tee.
Because she had a frog in her throat.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*
I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"
An egg gets laid.
His friends egged him on
None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.
N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...
He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.
69 for midgets
A 69 with 3 people watching.
Pre-nup brittle.
My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.
