Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die
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Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
he missed the rains down in africa
He was missing his winter gear
Three black guys about to miss the elevator
I miss you.
A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
A 3 legged cow
The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe
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He waits for it at the next stop.
A hex-a-gone
Because they always miss their target!
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
To help them find missing sea men.
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
Missed.
WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
They are both going to miss every body.
An ampu-tee.
The runway
A Nantucket.
Anything you want. He is 'armless
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
They are still there.
The Rooster
It's all out of eggs..
Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.
Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.
