Hair Jokes

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

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What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

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What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out."

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What do you call a bear with no hair?

Bare

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Why is it impossible to run through a campground?

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

Pubic Hair Jokes More Pubic Hair Jokes

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why is French body armour so cheap?

They only need it for their back

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red?

Trans-ginger.

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

How did realism get me banned from Facebook?

I sided with cancer on the "Kids VS Cancer" page.

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?