One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.
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Coffee Mug
Because her hips won't lie.
he asked. "A million," I rep lied.
A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
You stop laughing and shoot him again.
Lie to me
Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
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A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
To trip up low-flying aircraft.
His lips are moving
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
Gomer's pile.
Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*
Patty O'Furniture.
A nervous wreck.
He made a grave mistake.
Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
Imp-Patient!
The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
To feed her nightmare.
It just deepends.
Throw in your laundry.
Paddy O'Furniture
It doesn't sit well.
Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!
A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.
He yelled, "A u, fish!"
A: A clam shouter.
