One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.
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Coffee Mug
Because her hips won't lie.
he asked. "A million," I rep lied.
A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
You stop laughing and shoot him again.
Lie to me
Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
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A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
To trip up low-flying aircraft.
His lips are moving
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
Gomer's pile.
Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*
Patty O'Furniture.
A nervous wreck.
He made a grave mistake.
by using a bottle opener
You pop up all night.
Bed you can't guess who I am!
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
throw a load of dirty laundry in.
throw it on the ground and tampon it.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?
Your head hits the ceiling!
You switch the 'n' with 'q'.
A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark
On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.
At Toys We Is
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
Wet.
Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.
