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Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt
M club? "Troll in the dungeon!"
At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!
Take me to your Liederkranz.
On a blind date
In the Conservatory!
Shaking hands.
I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.
Meet me - oh, right.."
Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Youre always meeting new people.
He met the grill of his dreams.
Where my dogs at "
Nothing they've never met.
Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow
Pork and bologne sammiches.
I met a knight
Genesis 3.
A nut house.
by Miles Apart
Shhhhhhh.
A: To meet chicks.
A: They want to make ends meet.
He had deadlines to meet
Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."
Au
I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.
I'll meet you at the corner!
Quit being nosey.
No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
PayPal
Add $5 to a cup of coffee.
Decap
Time to go to sweep.
He found his wife sweeping with someone else.
A peng-lose!
So they could win one.
Islams It.
He didn't take it - he already had a door!
Wheeeeeee!
Business kept falling off!
Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.
Marsh-Mellows
