if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
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To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."
he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'
I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "
ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &nbsp -Twelve bananas
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."
but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!
The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.
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Slightly nsfw) His boss answers "I don't know." The employee replies "I'm not coming in this morning!"
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."
He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.
The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"
She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "
I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "
She replies, "Snorting pepper."
asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."
Let us spray!" replied the other.
Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."
he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."
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I replied, "None of them... yet."
He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"
I replied "No, a medical one."
I reply "Taxes."
A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD
I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."
Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."
Kermit's Finger.
Because they're ugly and they smell bad
Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.
Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
Because they can't tell afib
A poodle split in half.
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
Under his buccan-hat.
A buccaneer!
It's all in the execution."
zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that
Olive.
A shark spooked him while he was surfing.
A good start.
