4 brunettes
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A water sprinkler.
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
4: A ninja.
Flip it over
Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.
4 or 5.
Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"
A whale with a table taped to it.
2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
4: McDonalds The end
3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life
A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.
She saw 2 and 3 halving six
soup
You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.
The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk
Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks
4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts
A picnic table can support a family of 4.
Any 4 numbers in a row."
If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.
Mount Rushmore
He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!
Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.
an elephant with diarrhea
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.
Quatro cinqo.
A: Public access.
They are both unlike radicals.
4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
He caught her in a 4-way
It has 4 rabbits' feet.
Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.
Cuatro sinko
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.
Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"
Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid
An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
But most just have 4.
Because he is 2 square.
The part with the sail in it.
X marks the pot, matey."
Peer pressure
Because white people destroy everything.
Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish
Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.
Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.
It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.
One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.
Nun.
The infantree.
Nuuks.
4-year-old: I won.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window
Jerry's kids.
Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!
