A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.
Cut the rope.
In a brief case.
OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee
About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!
An unconvicted felon.
Because deep down they're good people
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
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Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
Your Honor.
About 3 pounds, including the urn.
A. From chasing parked ambulances.
He was charged with battery.
Your honor.
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **
You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.
to keep their foreskins from creeping up.
A lawyer
Only one if you run him through slowly!
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)
Hell was full.
Briefcase
He wanted a law-suit
Firm
A: Because it had no guts.
Because they push back harder.
Law-suits
A law-suit
Ur-ine!"
Submitting a stool sample.
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
The Marijuanas Trench.
Because the land never waves back
Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs
Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!
BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3
He invited her over to net fish and krill.
Bing sings and Walt Disney.
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
