Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Banks
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
A. So the French can show them how to surrender.
Xanax since he's a Bartender
Super Bait
A humdred !
To a re-tail store!
Because he needed a crap.
We don't need an asteroid...
His portrait only need one nail
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
He needed the cowlcium.
He injured his spline!
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Anita you like I need a hole in the head !
Fo' drizzle.
Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
Leeds.
OC) He already has supervision.
You need to take your vitamin Ayy.
I need to goku the toilet
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
Need to know ASAP.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
None. The change, if needed, will come from within.
Lemonaid.
It needed a root canal.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)
With oinkment.
I did! Well here's the elastic band.
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
Im measuring your patience"
Patience!
By son.
Because they wanted to be smarties.
Anglican.
Trigger-Nometry
Ones for coming and ones for going.
a condom
