A boa constructor.
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DAMNITS!
Because it was a government job.
2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high
The Czech bounced.
Build a house next to it.
Because they built their stuff with reads!
To render the building on the other side!
A warehouse
When it's being built!
C4 yourself!
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Tijuana build a snowman
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
It's in their beehavior.
We're going to build a wall"
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
A comickaze
KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods
He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
Because people are dying to get in.
To get to the other side.
Three brunettes trying to burn it down.
Because you have to hollow out the head.
Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!
It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)
Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.
Igloos it together.
Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss
Perronoid
Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target
They prefer a Target.
Because their weapons were made in China
RRRRtillary.
So the can finally have a good Olympic team.
Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.
Katy Perry
Because he was Legolas.
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
A pterrorist
Ping Pong
Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building
