An old man!
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A tardigrade!
They were all slow loiners.
x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
Show and smell!
The multiplication table.
None.
Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!
A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
They both tend to shoot up schools.
Because everyone there is ahtistic.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"
Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !
He was too ghoul for school
Because they have a lot of ese's
Mothmatics !
I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.
Triggernometry.
They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!
Really tough, dad." They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they "No-" WHY THE HELL NOT
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
He took his icicle
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
At a school for higher loining.
By octobus !
Full Marx
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
Because there were too many rulers in school!
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
When it's being built!
T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences
History. Because history has always been written by wieners.
Bison.
Student: "By staying home"
Because Muslim girls can't go to school
The cannibus
The Apey-cees!
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
It over-swept
It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.
Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.
The deputy head !
Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!
Because they always bombed their tests.
Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.
5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back
Sounds like he had already done the... time
because they can't spell "read it".
It's ok, he woke up.
Spelling!
Because they live in schools!
They're not allowed to run in the halls.
A school shooting
He couldn't decide what font to use.
It was a cup draw !
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.
Because there is nothing to steal there
You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"
Because open balls are in his neighborhood
Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.
God doesn't think he's a police officer.
Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza
Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.
Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.
Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.
It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.
They were both driving their cars at the time !
